OF ROADS & LIDS & OTHER THINGS

The last time I wore a full face helmet, I dropped it onto cement driveway and it bounced merrily towards the road. After that, I could no longer pretend it was undamaged.

This isn’t a huge impediment to riding, because generally I prefer an open face anyway. But the bike has no screen, so if I expect more than a couple of junctions of motorway, a full face is somewhat imperative, if only for the sake of not having to stop every 10 miles for eyedrops. So when such a trip loomed, I went shopping.

Helmet regulations and shopping have changed since the last time I bought a lid. This says something for how long I keep my lids, which is partly because they cost a bomb (for a good one) and partly because disposal of the old is always the big problem, as they’re too composite in make-up to recycle.

I’ve seen some creative solutions- repurposing lids to be hanging flower baskets, or small storage hutches, but I lack the tools to do either conversion and the space for use afterwards.

So I went down the usually suggested route of offering it as a training aid to my local fire service –  who still haven’t replied and it’s been months  - or ambulance service, who didn’t initially understand the question, put me through the training, who haven’t responded to my voicemail.

You’d think such places would be grateful for a supply of free lids on which to practice cutting up and removing safely.

What I don’t understand is why the bike shop chains don’t make a deal with the ambulance and fire services by which they collect lids (dropped off when you buy a new one) and the services pick them up in bulk from there. It would make things easier and probably cheaper for bikers & services, and wouldn’t do the stores any harm either, especially as a PR exercise.

(If anyone wants to act on this idea, please be my damn guest).

NEVER KNOWN

The thing about riding is that it's always an adventure. However well you know the roads you're on, you don't know what else is on them this time. Any particular ride has never happened before. 
It was due to be dry to the south and east, so I took my favourite route down to Brighton, thinking of going to either my usual coffee shop. A wholly familiar ride and destination. 
The traffic gods were feeling oddly benign, and I had a lovely clear run down. This does not happen on that route. Ever. 
It was so clear, that by the time I got to Brighton, I'd forgotten it was Pride weekend, and therefore my favourite bike rank was suspended and the coffee shop (largely my usual because of proximity to said bike rank) was blocked off. 
The annoying part was not seeing the suspension sign until after I'd parked up. 
But as I snarled up the side streets and back ways I found a new bike rank: larger and deeper and conveniently tucked next to a brick wall that would stop any overly wide turns from hitting actual bikes. 
And a short stroll away I found a new independent coffee shop, with a reasonable brunch menu and friendly staff quite happy for me to occupy a table big enough to accommodate my lid as well. 
My usual route to a familiar place wound up a brand new adventure. 

IRON SUPPLEMENTS & HEARING

A friend sent me a picture of a Harley, with the caption: Stressed Out? Maybe you just need an iron supplement.

I always take good advice, so at the first half-dry opportunity, went for a ride. I didn't go far - London was be-ringed by rain - but I managed to get past the M25 for a coffee.

I didn't really pay enough attention to the warning signs about road closures and a cycling event... Coming back, I hit lengthly tailbacks from Robin Hood to Waterloo. As usual, at least half the cars stuck in them resented my ability to filter, and blocked me, forcing me to queue too. This would be less of a problem on a bike with a water cooled engine. 

Around Vauxhall, the idle note changed. I kind of love that my bike audibly pants when she's overheating, so I know in time to do something about it. I hate hearing it, though. 

I kept switching off whenever stationary, which helps just enough to get me back into the parking, where she can cool off all week. Of course, the lack of engine noise means idiots are audible when they look at me, and the bike, and then ask "is that a Sportster?" because of course a woman can't possibly ride anything more powerful. Sportsters look nothing like Softails. I should know, I've had both models. 

Also some random idiot on an upright-position bike: 'Noisy!' Um. Yes. That's kind of the point, and why I wear earplugs when riding. At least other road users can hear me, regardless of whether they're looking at their phones or not. And honestly? I'm quieter than a lot of car radios.