Monday 27 May 2019

SPRING CLEAN

The clean, soft, freshly laundered air, all warming up and pollen-filled. April showers might bring forth may flowers, but they also bring forth mud and insects. So I spent an hour or so de-dead bugging the bike, and cleaning off all the dirt splatters, getting into all the little nooks and crannies with soap, cloth and polish, checking for rust and pitting, trying to take a good 2 years off the bike’s apparent age. 
Once all was shining and clean, of course I went riding. On country roads liable to contain insects and mud. But I’d heard about a pub called the Grumpy Mole, not far off the A25 near Dorking, and with a name like that, how could I not try it?
The staff aren’t grumpy, I’ll give them that, and the food is good. But these country pubs seem to be obsessed with gravelled parking, and on a bike, that’s skid central. 
At least the Grumpy Mole’s parking is fairly flat. I had to do gravel on an incline when I was still on L-plates, and the experience left me unenthusiastic for any kind of repeat. 

Thursday 16 May 2019

ICE BREAKER

 On one of those deceptive days – when the sun shines with no warmth and the air is Icy, I parked up by an older gentleman who was keen to have a chat about the bike, while I warmed my hands by the engine. Like most bikers, I’m always happy to chat about my wheels. And I’ve found, especially when travelling, it’s the perfect ice-breaker, whatever the weather. From the border police laughing at the sight of 2 drenched women on 2 equally soaked Harleys in northern Italy, to the various waiters, diners, bartenders and hoteliers across Europe who have shared fantastic local knowledge with me – because the bike gave us all a non-offensive conversational opener, no matter the language barriers. 
Of course, it helps that I'm  quite happy to ask for, and take, directions.